I done gone and twotted

I have a twitter account.

Tis thus... @NotNigellaL or twitter.com/NotNigellaL

I thought the name was quite clever and (@notnigellalawson had already been taken so...) but actually it sort of looks like a foreign word or like gobbledegook.

So far I have zero followers,  I'm a voice in the dark.

First follower gets a ham sandwich.